Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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