Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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