just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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