The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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