That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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