He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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