I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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