Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I just want nice things and good sex
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
