Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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