Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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