would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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