how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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