Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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