i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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