Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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