i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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