he wants to bone in the snuggie
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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