Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Randomize
