i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
that is very illegal...i love you.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
