I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
she woke up with a sticky ear
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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