what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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