Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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