I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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