So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
