Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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