omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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