i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Dick very happy bro
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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