I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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