Buhtt sex?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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