It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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