STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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