we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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