He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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