if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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