what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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