After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
this is an emotional support booty call
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