I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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