You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Randomize
