we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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