I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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