How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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