So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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