How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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