I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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