I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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