There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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