When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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