with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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