I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
