Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
